well that was rude!
Ok, well that was rude!! A vacancy in the dept which happens to be my forte, and not a whiff to me!!!
Dear Sir,
I, dr. Dhanwanti Rajwade, MMC reg 2008041224, would like to submit my CV for your perusal.
Strengths: ancient men with large prostates. Young women with weird reproductives Tkrs Endoscopies
Weakness: ct/mri sedation Slow surgeons.
Ultimate strength: can survive on only tea/ coffee. No additional expenses of tandoori chicken and fried rice. Occasionally can give me a shawarma.
Personal preferences: i would prefer to stay close to campus. I don't like freezing OTs. I complain in the cold. I would require access to a piano somewhere in Srinagar. No. Not a digital piano or a keyboard. An acoustic piano.
May I ask what the salary is?
Regards,
Dhanwanti
Enlisted publications: Bear blog Random short stories Erotica for avisa keskar 2 articles in IJA.