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Kashmiri urologist, cyclist, writer, polyliterarist, last seen on bear blog on 24/04/2026 at 15:04 ((with Mrs. Peacock in the library with a candlestick.))
Light skin, chinky brown eyes, stubble for a beard, two strands of beard painted white with Camlin correction ink, good taste in music for the most part, sense of humour: spot on, slow reader though claims to be fast (500 words in 8mins). Good at maths, speaks suboptimal Kashmiri, excellent English, pronounces 🐻 as 🍺, but fortunately doesn't drink alcohol. Caught, on many occasions eating Parle G and was once accused of causing chai shortage in the world.
CASH REWARD: rs. 35000/- only.
Contact Aai: 8451830829