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He's alive!!!!
Yayayayayayayyyy!! I was about to issue a WANTED notice to the Kashmir dept of Missing Persons, when a news ticker flashed "crazed urologist scales wall in a single sweep and steals bulldozer keys and runs." It showed a lithe OB, elegantly pole vaulting across the wall, landing on the other side, stealing the keys while pecking the driver on the cheek. He was seeing entering his home and telling his parents "I am so upset with this. Please request Mr. Bull to leave his 🐂 s#£t behind and and vacate my premises." To which the bull dozer people said "it pains us for the damage we have caused you dearest Dr. Omar Saab, please allow us to fix the wall with terazzo tiles on the red brick, and throw in a mural made by Anjolie Ila Menon." To which Dr OB said "I also apologise for my dramatic response, don't leave without eating tandoori chicken and some hot bread."
Dr OB lit a candle and he and Mr. Bull sat on either side and broke bread and laughed into the night like old friends.....
So don't lie....I know this is what actually happened and you cannot lose your temper.
I'm so sorry to hear about the wall though, the inconvenience is really annoying no doubt. It is really frustrating:( I hope it gets done quickly, and I hope my version is the true version, and yours is the exaggerated version to make you sound like an angry young man (unlike your rather senior, demure self). I'm happy to hear little Wali was well enough to trek. He's still so small! 30 mins!
Today I had a bit of a spat with antu. He doesn't listen when it comes to his music. Pervez so sweetly gave such amazing tips and this silly billy has such fixed ideas. "When I did this, that happened .." Finally I went and sat in the room and took deep breaths. Then went out again and cuddled him. I'm struggling with my boys, I think. Whoever thought parenting would be so hard! Hard, but I'm grateful. Swimming was super fun and a really weird things happened. I was floating on my back (it's a salt water pool) and i thought I saw a cloud that looked liked you! So i smiled in my head, and then felt some giant plops fall on my face, so I felt you were crying! This was around 5.30pm. Was this coinciding with the Bull Dozer's bullish bullying?
I want to send you an episode but I'm feeling I'm talking soooo much you will stop replying!
Half way through the lap appendix. Unlike you, I'm not a saint, and I have shouted at everyone in saifee. No et tube, no suction, no etco2, only stupidity. In surplus.
#desvecsugamagirlforever
Aai
PS: thank you for the picture. Beaut.
PPS: did you read the article?