Life, and all that is in it.

RTT1645 - YOU STUPID WOMAN!

Hello Aai,

You are stupid, stupid, stupid.

I was genuinely busy, I really was, there was nothing more to it. Also, my eyes were hurting, and still hurt from time spent on the phone. Also, there were other things at home - spring is here and the garden needs to be attended to, and the carpenters are back, and we needed to fix doors and cupboards, and break open locked cupboard doors, the keys of which had been misplaced. Also, we found an excuse to travel to Delhi to go furniture shopping and also, after doing enough research on it, we have a few places to go to. Also, we haven't booked a place to stay, but we will, and it's this weekend, the trip to Delhi. You stupid, stupid, stupid, woman.

Also, I won't say sorry for calling you stupid, because what else will you call a chef, a musician, a magician, who wields the most magnificent spell and then tells the tell... Or ruins the symphony by asking a bozo like me to sing a soprano (I don't know what the f that means!), or simply throws out the best dish in the world because it's a shade of yellow too dark...

Stupid. Stupidity.

But I guess we humans are a repeating group of apes. What else will explain the way Israel is bombing Iran? Did you know Cyrus the great liberated the Jews from captivity around 2555 years ago, after he defeated the Babylonian king? A prophet, Uzair, then took them back to Jerusalem to reconstruct the Temple of Solomon, which was then brought down by the Romans in 70 AD and the Jews went back to Persia - this time as welcomed refugees, and then spread throughout the world, only to come back to make Israel on Palestinian land promised to them by the effin British through the Balfour Declaration of 1917... Effin bastards, the Brits.

Even if I speak in a language that was brought to me by their ancestors, I owe them nothing.

You, meanwhile, are a different story, Dr Rajwade. Just keep writing. I will keep reading.

Ok?

OB