Life, and all that is in it.

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You know,even I feel you deserve an audience wider than me (not literally)! You are just too funny! Kashmiri Trevor. White chocolate. Trevor and I are milk chocolate. Govinda is dark chocolate. But we are all made by Nestle. #trevornoahjoke.

I pray you one day get a cute pet raccoon or meerkat, from Meerut, who can keep you on your toes by constantly hiding your things, letting off nasty rippers (or maybe those are only skunks? Mister know-it-all will set me right!) and chews up your story books on the bedside table. This is actually a perfect description of Ithie, I just realised!

Why do you copy everything I do? Just because I don't like brands, you don't like brands? Just because I have only one fancy watch which I don't even wear, you do the same? If you weren't ten years older than me, I would have just said you are a poor imitation of the Original masterpiece. #firstcopy Anyway, imitation is the best form of flattery, I guess ......sigh.......

Done with robo:) now going to fetch antu from school. MaMo at 5pm.

Are you dirty talking with Mubasshir???? Tell me the truth!! "No no, it's ok if you are late. Please eat properly. Should I order more kebabs for you? It's ok if you prick her four times, take your time, spinals are very difficult." Sick. Really sick.

#seeyouontheothersideofthecurtain

Aai