rtt0927
Hey OB,
Buenas dias! Blood on the sofa!!
Ok i have a confession. I'm not perfect, (i know you think I'm this beacon of perfection who can do no wrong, bow bow thank you thank you)..... Well apart from being cursed with an unfair amount of flatulence, I am also.......
A serial stainer.
I can stain anywhere, everywhere. I have spoiled car seats, restaurant chairs, people's home (yes, it's that bad) and this happens every month!!! So blood on the sofa can either be Ithie or me (and for now you), but most likely will be me! I am an utter social embarrassment. I have had random people come up to me and tell me "sister, aapka skirt kharab hai," and i casually say, "yes yes mein khoon karke aayi hoon," to cover my embarrassment. It only got worse after the Cu T has migrated Godknowswhere (that's not an actual place, unlike Pouch of Mr. Douglas, that resourceful man) so now one day of the period is a crime scene, where the murderer can only be me, Mrs. White. In the dining room. With a wrench.
So what is a little blood of an Omar....Mix it with the slime of a slug, and a toe nail of a frog and you will get a magic potion that will make even the slowest surgeon (read JafferBhai) into a fast poke!
Enough of my rambling. I'm with harsh in a chole now.
Then a small interval and abhi from 1.30pm onwards.
In other "khush khabri": ashu is back today!!! I'm so excited!!! Ithie will go mad. Antu is overjoyed. Apparently lalita didi never quite mastered the way he likes his mango cut. (One tight slap. Pampered f3#ks!)
Last week of school.....
Episode 10 B to drop today.
Keep the corn popped!!!
Aai
Ps: thanks for the consolation for the boys. I'm really nervous I'm botching it up. Anyway, worst case I'll end up in an old age home in Kasara.