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Hey OB,
What an exciting day:)
But if you permit, may I make one observation: I feel you sleep too little. The first four hours of sleep is cell regeneration. The body industriously works to help us heal and grow new cells. The next four hours of sleep are purely for brain neuronal repair. So when we say "oh wow. That man sleeps only 4 hours and is so productive", he is actually allowing himself to be more prone to dementia and neuronal degeneration. It is very very important to have the requisite 8 hours of sleep, at for most of the week.
Blah blah dhanwanti. Stop giving your bhaashans you might be saying. Joy Desai (remember him?) recently spoke about this in a talk that I attended.
Started at 7.30am today with another urologist #sorryMaMo. He is Dr dilip raja, (do you know him? Early 70s) who is the most annoying man in the world. Just as annoying as he is, his wife is the nicest, most simple person in the world, Dr Rashmi Raja, Dr bhattacharyas anesthetist. ((Like saying lewis hamiltons pit crew)). Bhatta only operates with Raja Madam or Mhatre madam, or he will cancel the case.
I have only done dilip rajas case once before, where I found him so annoying I always made an excuse thereafter. I also felt MaMo felt bad that I had done Dr. rajas case, so I didn't want to add to his aggro and upset him.
Today Raja has called for a turp at 7.30 am, and since I earned grand total of zero rupees yest, I felt compelled to say yes. ((The salmon, ordered on antus behest, was imported and so expensive, this case should be called "norwegian salmon" because that's what it effectively translates into;) ))
Have another case at 12 noon with abhi and his dad.
Puru is home today on "study leave" which means he will be scratching his balls, because now the more stressful subjects are done.
I was so happy to read you had a party at your friend's place. You have told me about this boy. Very glad to know he's doing so well. His siblings must be looking after him SO well, if he's pulled on for this long. Kudos to them! It's such an unimaginably difficult situation.
I'm dreading the evening. I have to go for a "dude padel bro" crowd kind of sundowner. The girl is the daughter in law of the owner of Zee entertainment and is my MOST IRRITATING patient. In fact when she calls, the boys say "oh No Aai. It's that navyata again!" That's how notorious she is! Then one hour of my time will go telling her "dont worry, it's ok if you used a single extra pad during your period, you will be fine. I assure you. Don't worry."
What i actually want to say: you have so much money, just enjoy your life. You have a crystal staircase inside your hideous house for crying out loud! Just enjoy your life and stop being so bored and make it more meaningful than meeting fake C#+£thiyas who don't actually have anything in their craniums. I have tried so hard to wriggle out of it, but tbh, she's a big shot and provides me with alot of work and good income, so I'll go for an hour of torture and come home. ((Dude padel bro, sup sup? Oh my Gawd, doc.....we just got back from Antartica, we travelled with our own cook you see ......ya dude......jain right? ......so hard to get good protein .....and dude for padel bro ...you need protein bro.))
Put me in front of a firing squad Mata. I will shield you from bullets while you go for Goenka-intimate-gathering-of-a few-useless-friends party and do your exotic dance. Even the boys were making fun of me when I left!!! "Aai we can't believe you are going."
Ok enough of my ranting. Dhanwanti will eat veg food. Dhanwanti will smile and look pretty and be courteous. Dhanwanti will not slap anyone. Dhanwanti will not lose a glass slipper on the glass staircase.
And OB, if you are wondering what dr. Raja is doing for the past 45 mins while I'm ranting to you: he has done the cystoscopy and has finally entered the bladder. Now we will start. Aiyoooooooooooooooo
Little Wali night milk shenanigans. He sounds absolutely adorable. I really really miss my boys when they were small, when you talk about him:) Bless him always. You cut packet wala milk and give without boiling???? I only do that for tetrapack pasteurised milk, otherwise our packet wala doodh is "kaccha". So i get amul tetrapack milk.
What's your day like OB? I'm glad you enjoyed Mata. I find her tale ASTOUNDING!
I'm sending you a mystery today. Solve!
Aai