Life, and all that is in it.

Hotel California and the Plumber

Hey Aaaaiiiii,

While listening to the first few verses of the video of the live version of Hotel California as I bathed, I thought about the plumber who had just visited the bathroom.

This was before I read about Mr Noah's Bowel Movement. (What is it with South Africans and their obsession with advertising bowel movements? #elonmusk)

The Plumber is the person who knows the inner workings of our lives. A smart plumber, after entering and leaving a modern attached washroom can figure out -

  1. The income level of the inhabitants
  2. Brands of toothpaste, toothbrush, soap, shampoo, aftershave, shaving cream, deodorant, dental floss
  3. Length of beard, or absence thereof
  4. When the inhabitants last pooped, took a bath, washed their undergarments, etc.
  5. The brand of innerwear.
  6. The type of footwear.
  7. The attention to cleanliness and detail (bird poop on the windowsill, a nest blocking the exhaust fan!)
  8. What night wear the inhabitants wear.

He is an X-ray into a home. If a house was the human body, he is most akin to a Urologist, or a combination Gastro-Urologist. #Mamo+NiDo (Nilesh Doctor)

Have a nice evening!

OB