Deci-Bells
Hey Aaiii,
I finished clinic - now have two follow ups with reports to show.
Taking a break in The Office.
I realised I was partly deaf in one ear because of the fluid that must have accumulated thanks to the sinus inflammation and blocked nose. So I told everyone if you hear me shouting, it's not because I am angry, it's because I can't hear myself. Then I spoke in various tone and at various levels of loudness to find the level that matches the normal tone of a normal human being. I have settled on one - you will not like to hear my voice, International Omar Day, notwithstanding. Amen.
There were six Omars in my class in school. There were two Omars in Medical School. And one Omar from school became a Urologist. Thankfully he hasn't settled in Kashmir, otherwise we would be seeing each other's patients.
Did you hear about the wife who married one of two identical twins? Later she confessed - it's nice to know that my husband's brother looks like my husband, because his son resembles him and I haven't told either of them whose the son is. Complicated, Avril Lavigne.
I was wondering what happened to MaMo when you said you don't have any cases... And now the moment has come. 'Dhanwanti!!!!'
I have never and will never address the anesthesiologist like that. It's always, Ma'am, Sir, Dr So So, Dr So So Ma'am, Prof So So Ma'am, etc.
Lucky guy, he gets to say 'Dhanwanti!!!!!!' and no one beats him up with an orthopedic implant.
#rant
You know what doesn't happen in Vietnam? People don't wear pherans. That's only in Kashmir. People don't have Harissa. That's only in Kashmir. People don't eat Wazwaan. That's only in Kashmir. Jao Vietnam! Ja Kabootar Ja. (1990 movie with Salman Khan)
Bye
OB